I just finished reading the new Empire interview…it’s a departure from what’s rather become the norm, but I have to admit, I was shocked! Shocked!
I might have snickered at your “cheeks or crack” riposte…
I definitely sniggered at your possibly pocket pooly repartee to “What’s in your pocket right now?”
….but this….this right here…I’m stunned…ahast even!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T DRINK MILK!?!?
How am I supposed to hold my head up in America’s Dairyland after this? How can you say such a thing after you donned the unofficial insignia of dairy royalty? You roll around in ribald remarks ’til the cows come home, but iks-nay on the ilk-may issness-bay…
What’s that? Remember the “lots of chocolate ice cream” you say??
*Sigh* I guess that counts…but let’s try to avoid dissing the dairy in the future alright?!
You can keep the hat – looks good on ‘ya!!
I seem to be feeling a lot better today!! Thanks for that!!!