Distracts me in more than one way. It’s been a kind of wild weekend on in real and blog life, and I find myself in need of a little diversion this afternoon, so I thought I’d share.
Diversion 1 is a recollection of another episode from “Sh$t my Family Says” conversation at dinner last night. Because of an unfortunate shortfall of a single shape of pasta, Picky Eaters (husband and son who must have long spaghetti type pasta) were already finished eating and watching Forrest Gump in the livingroom. Mini Me and I were in the diningroom eating a combination of 11-13 minute pastas (rigatoni & d’italini to be exact – it’s distracting already isn’t it?!). When talk turns to movies the conversation evolves as follows:
Mini Me asks conversationally: “Is there a movie named MILFs?”
I swallow and pause before answering as I hear husband say to son: “Did she just say ‘Is there a movie named MILFs?'” followed by stereo baritone snickering as husband replies, “I think there a LOT of movies named MILF’s honey.”
Mini Me looks to me…I take the easy way out, shrug and say: “Dad says ‘yes.'” She must have been really tired because she let it go at that.
Diversion 2 – The KFC Spork…
The spork has taken a new shape since I last visited the Colonel’s. Is it just me, or does the spork now resemble a tiny shovel?!
There you go…diversions for a really grey, gloomy Monday in my part of the world. Cheers!