Upon handing back first set of graded assignments: Lesson #1 for today:
This is a STAPLER. I have it on good authority that they are readily available at local retail outlets.
OMG – LOOK!! They come in handy pocket size to fit in your book bag!!!
YOU SHOULD ALL ACQUIRE ONE OF THESE FOR YOUR VERY OWN
If you just received a paper from me that looks like this one, it means I employed a stapler for you…the price of that service on your next un-stapled submission will be 5 points.
STAPLEGATE – Fall Semester 2014 Edition